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The Lone Groover says "I've just taken down a pergola with a metre-deep Russian vine over the top. It had nine birds' nests in it, and had rotted all of the cross timbers. It covered the entire lawn and needs a skip of its own." What's the biggest/worst thing you've ever taken down? Tell us your tales of demolition and wanton destruction.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 13:17)
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There is an easier way.
Stuff it full of the branches from the trees you removed, pour in a liter or two of gasoline, close the doors, wait an hour, then open the door and throw in a flare.

The local fire department where I lived used to blow up barns that way.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 8 Nov 2012, 14:22, 1 reply)
Nice idea
But next door might have said a thing or two about me also burning down his garage
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 15:00, closed)
Ah, but what you're clearly forgetting
is that old Loonsy here has a well-documented history of not giving a flying toss about how his actions might affect others.

He'd probably just switch on his best Brian Blessed stentorian tones and tell his neighbour to get to fuck about his burning house, and then somehow end up getting a free meal out of it from some other poor cunt. Then he'd probably charge the neighbour to use his Star-Tac to call the fire brigade.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 17:09, closed)
Oh do
FUCK OFF.
(TheImmortalJenkins, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 17:45, closed)
^ BULLYING
There's no need for abusive language, thank you very much 'TheImmortalJenkins'. I've a good mind to go crying to the mods like a pissy little girl about this.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 17:49, closed)
It's vindictive, purposeless trolling like this that is killing QOTW.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 20:36, closed)
True enough.
The local fire brigade in that village were actually just a bunch of farmers who volunteered to be firemen. Which meant that they got to do shit like this without getting arrested.

One night I was at home and kept hearing a WHUMP coming from somewhere outside. I walked out and found the fire department burning the remains of a barn just down the road. The WHUMP was from their sons running up with gallon pails of petrol and throwing them on.

I miss those guys.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 9 Nov 2012, 16:59, closed)

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