Shittish Gas
I've blown up a few things in my little life. The bangers my friend smuggled back from France that left a small crater, the glass lemonade bottles screwed shut filled with water and put on a fire. All were brilliant.

But since I've grown up, banned myself from taking apart fireworks and 'remaking them' Ive decided Shittesh Brass are the stooopedest company ever. I would have said that this was a pea, but its more of an addendum.

Most of the roads in our town were recently torn up, and lovingly relaid by burly chaps. Hedges were burnt, roads were closed and I'm sure a few people got their driveways done 'cause we have a bit of extra tarmac love'. They did a marvellous job, some roads really needed it, ours didn't, but they were all done nonetheless.

6 months later, gritesh bass for some unknown reason have decided their pipes weren't of sufficient quality, and have started a process digging up all of the local roads. Whilst this may be perceived as annoying, ruining nice new tarmac, what really gets my goat, is they are destroying my sleep, and the temporary lights they have set up make it nearly impossible to get out of my road. Flippish Grass have destroed my lie ins and ability to get out the street!

Cunts.
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:25, 6 replies)

First World problems was MONTHS ago.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:29, closed)

My council tax has been wasted!

(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:57, closed)

british gas wouldn't have done that.
you're probably thinking of national grid, southern/scotia gas networks, transco, wales & west utilities or one of them lot depending on where you live.

you should probably try complaining to one of them as complaining to british gas would be in vain.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 14:19, closed)

I was told by the reliable local council it was indeed British Fass. I didn't believe her.
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:26, closed)

complain to one of these companies, your council don't know shit.
www.nationalgrid.com/NR/rdonlyres/91699F4A-A1F7-40A2-8D19-DE9487A34509/0/gas_dno.jpg
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:37, closed)

Still, it's a good way to make motorists stick to a 20 mph limit.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:34, closed)