DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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dentists cost me my job!I once got a job in a publishing company, sweet it thought, I work in publishing get me.
anyway the job was a complete load of bollocks and involved me phoning lots of companies to ask if they wanted to advertise in a bougs publication blah blah blah.
so i get a toothache, ok i say i can do this i cnat take a day off sick cos my boss is a superbitch and will try and sack me. 1 week passes and i have eaten enough neurophen to kill an elephant so i decide to ask i i can get the morning off to go to the emergency dentist (free yay), NO the bitch says, you'll be there all day, but you can go and get an appointment at a normal dentist and be bgack this afternoon.
So i reluctantly go to the dentist who fits me in at 9.30, only to take one look inside my infected gob and say ooooh dear you will have to have an operation on your gums to remove two rear molars and rinse the wound with antibiotics.
I call work, no answer, and return to the dentist at 12 for the gob op, whilst under the effects of the sedative injection i can hear my phone ringing from inside my bag but am unsure of what it is as i am trying to count the flying monkeys around the dentists head.
2 hous later and feeling almost normal (apart from the gaping hole in my gum, fat lip and the £21 it cost to have done (was skint as a tramp) i look at the phone, 7 missed calls from bitchfeatures at work, i immedatly call her and apologise and explain. Call me tommorow morning and i will see if i still want you to work for me.
Also on the same day i got a call from a prospective landlord saying that despite the fact he knew that i had my deposit and first months rent (less £21 now)he was going to let my flat to someone else, i was now going to be homeless, oh no!
So the next day i decide if that bitch wants to fire me she can do it to my face not over the phone (thats the type of person she is), and went in to work. she got another person in the office to fire me whislt she hid in the kitchen only to come out and make a snide face at me as i left.
I blame her not the dentist, but it was the worst trip to the dentist i have ever had.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 16:56, Reply)
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