DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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I can always remember my first dentistI was six, and needed one of my jaw teeth removed. Any single touch of the tooth cried purple blistering pain in my mouth.
The cunt gassed me. I woke up an hour later puking blood, and completely confused about what the hell just happened. I left the surgery and garbled what happened to my mam, who promptly changed Dentists. It was one of the most traumatic memories of my life and really made me get teh fear over the average Dentist.
PS - Mrs Jeccy is slightly opposite; her job - DENTAL RECEPTIONIST. I must be mental.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 18:07,
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