DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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My dentist was a sheep feckerMy first dentist was a fat elderly Australian with thick, greasy glasses, halitosis, dripping brylcreemed hair, dirty looking hands and no gloves. He'd prod and poke like he'd learned the trade on a sheep farm, his attentions fixed firmly on flossy the sheep and not flossing. Evil.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 21:18, Reply)
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