DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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My dentist is currently on trial for Serious Professional Misconduct.He also happens to be an absolute twunt. He was found one night doing laps of a car park in his son's Corsa with his wrists slashed, doped up on his own anaesthetic. The next day he removed one of my teeth. Needless to say, it didn't heal all that well, as he left half the fucking thing behind. He suffers from severe Short Man Syndrome and me being 6ft 2 does not help that situation. Every time I went he would attempt to punch me. The reason he is on trial at the minute is because he "forgot" to anaesthetise a patient of his and began root canal work on her, causing her to flee the surgery in tears and requiring a fair amount of private dental treatment. What an absolute cock.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 22:00,
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