Dentists
My current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
( , Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
My current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
( , Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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I went in to get some adjustments done on my braces. He told me to say "oww" if anything started to hurt.
Well, I said "oww" a few times and he had a flashback. "You don't know what pain is! You never had to crawl on your stomach beneath barbed wire! you've never been shot!"
I was 11!
( , Fri 3 Nov 2006, 1:30, Reply)
I went in to get some adjustments done on my braces. He told me to say "oww" if anything started to hurt.
Well, I said "oww" a few times and he had a flashback. "You don't know what pain is! You never had to crawl on your stomach beneath barbed wire! you've never been shot!"
I was 11!
( , Fri 3 Nov 2006, 1:30, Reply)
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