DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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Legion1978His name wasn't Chris Lowe was it (at a practice in Crewe)?
The hare-lipped dwarf also butchered my mouth, leaving me in excrutiating pain and unable to eat properly for weeks, and would mutter obsceneties under his breath about how poorly I was looking after my brace every time I saw him. I still have heavy scarring in my mouth from his 'work'.
Discovered a way around it in the end though - I used to manually slacken off the elastic, and it didn't seem to make any difference.
The guy also smelt really strongly of honey for some reason, which has more or less put me off the stuff for life.
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rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 8:10,
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