DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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I don't mind dentistsbut orthodontists are a different story. Age 13 had to get spacers put between all my back teeth. It feels like you have popcorn stuck in your teeth. All the time.
When i was having them taken out, the ortho leaned in, was trying for about half a minute to get a particularly difficult one loose, and suddenly i felt a lovely wet spot of her middle-aged salivary fluid seep through my t-shirt.
I was stunned, didn't say anything. I can only presume she didn't notice, as she didn't say a word either. Had to walk downstairs and through the reception area with a noticable pearl of gob sagging off me.
I only remembered this after i saw the same thing in Curb Your Enthusiasm. Wish i did the same as he!
*Thrust!*
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 12:41, Reply)
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