DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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EvilnessI'm pretty sure the dentist I used as a teenager hated life and took it out on those getting free dental treatment. I remember once getting a tooth taken out, and the local hadn't worked. I could feel every movement of the drill against my nerve, and I winced, scrunched my face and sucked inwards to try and get the message across.
After the procedure, he turned to me and said "I could see by the look on your face that the anaesthetic didn't work."
If I didn't think I'd sound like a spaz replying with half of my mouth numb, I would have told him exactly what I thought of him.
Bastard!
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 22:43, Reply)
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