DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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take off your clothes please...I had to get two teeth pulled out and it required day surgery, not just a visit to the dentist. So anyways, i turned up and was asked to take my clothes off and put on a dressing gown. I sort of thought to myself "Why do I need to take my clothes off to have 2 teeth out" but i considered that they were the ones who had the degree in dentistry (or similar) and probably knew what they were doing... So off came my clothes, on went the (rather revealing) dressing gown that barely hid bollocks and I went and sat back down. After sitting down for about 5 minutes another man came in and was told to do the same thing but I noticed when he came out he was still wearing his pants so I decided I better ask the nurse if I was meant to have kept my pants on.
Well it turns out I *was* but it was too late to change as the doctor had just called for me. Luckily for me, and sadly for you sick bastards, I don't think anything happened and I just woke up 5 hours later feeling a bit uncomfortable lying in a public ward with no pants on.
(, Sun 5 Nov 2006, 16:50, Reply)
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