Dentists
My current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
( , Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
My current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
( , Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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Just a cleaning...
I dont know what tools they use for cleanings nowadays but I'm sure they resemble something from medieval torture instruments. Also, I'm certain the lady nurse that "cleaned" my teeth was having a very bad day and I just happened to be her hapless victim *cringe*
Anyways, after about an hour of ripping my gums apart, another nurse came in and with a shocked expression on her face commented that she had never seen so much blood after a cleaning before.
Hooray for gingivitis.
( , Sun 5 Nov 2006, 18:24, Reply)
I dont know what tools they use for cleanings nowadays but I'm sure they resemble something from medieval torture instruments. Also, I'm certain the lady nurse that "cleaned" my teeth was having a very bad day and I just happened to be her hapless victim *cringe*
Anyways, after about an hour of ripping my gums apart, another nurse came in and with a shocked expression on her face commented that she had never seen so much blood after a cleaning before.
Hooray for gingivitis.
( , Sun 5 Nov 2006, 18:24, Reply)
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