DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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Mr Apeloverage, consulting detective.QUOTE:
An ex-girlfriend told me this story of how she was consensually molested by her dentist:
...and neither she nor you thought to report the guy. And she didn't feel at all bad about being molested because she fancied the guy anyway. And you didn't feel at all icky about any of that. And, in short, a whole bunch of stuff that happens in porn and not in real life.
I put it to you that either you and she are both vile pieces of shit or, more likely, this is a piece of porn made up by you or her.
EDIT: and dental patients don't notice if they wake up with a glob of ejaculate in their mouth. OK, until I thought of that I thought it might have been real.
(, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 11:46, Reply)
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