DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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OrthodontistsNever mind Dentists, I have started a survey to make sure Orthdontists get their own special circle in hell.
Mine had big fat hairy gloveless sausage fingers (god bless itaian hygiene) which he used to ram into my poor little mouth in order to make sure the anchor ring around the back tooth was jammed far enough up into my gum to make me gibber and twitch, all the while arguing with his girlfriend on the phone. The conversations (and ensuing violence inflicted on my mouth) led me to assume she was messing him about on a regular basis. So thanks a bunch Patrizia, you dirty whore.
(, Mon 6 Nov 2006, 13:50, Reply)
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