DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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Graveyard...I have had pretty reasonable teeth for the most part ... which is a good thing really as I am terrified of needles...
So one day I thought ... "bite the damn bullet and go the fuckin' dentist yer big nancy boy" after all ... how bad can it be?...
So ... I made an appointment ... time came ... couldn't do it ... bugger...
Rang them up and explained my predicament ... "well just have a quick look at them for you, no work, just looking" says the bint...
Cool ... make another appointment ... calm as calm can be ... gets in ... seems like a reasonable bloke ... quick chat ... I explain that if he comes anywhere near me with a syringe I am going to put I'm in hospital and all is fine ... has a quick look around and tells me his plan...
I didn't like his plan ... so I substituted it with my own ... my plan didn't involve 2 extractions ... 8 root canals ... 2 crowns ... 10 fillings ... his did...
Fuckity fuck fuck...
So ... I have had 6 out of the 8 roots ... most of the fillings and 1 of the crowns done with no anaesthetic ... all of the nerves where dead or nearly dead so the pain was only mind bendingly fucking horrendous...
And now ... he says no more ... you either have to have an anaesthetic or your going to have to go into hospital ... I don't want either ... but I am left with a smile that looks like a squad of stormtroopers on a night out in a Jewish cemetery...
On the plus side ... his assistant is a tasty big tittied blonde...
(, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 1:57, Reply)
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