DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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Unfotunate for everyone, really...I finally get a job with benefits and look up the local dentists. Lo and behold, to the delight of my immature mind, I find Dr. Chang Jer Wang. It's too good an opportunity to pass up, so I book an appointment. I show up, it turns out he's got no staff, it's just him in a poorly furnished office. He goes to work and when I rinse & spit, I think, "Hm. I've never actually seen pieces of my gums like that before. Should there be that much blood?"
After the visit, I call a friend and can barely hold back the snicker as I shout, "I just had Wang in my mouth!" Which I immediately regret. After a pause, he tells me never to mention that again.
All that pain for a terrible joke and bleeding gums. Hey, at least it finally got me to register for b3ta.
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intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 8 Nov 2006, 19:40,
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