
My current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
( , Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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The Dentist is all smiles, and shouts in a psycho-happy voice;
"I got this new needle, cost me a grand, can I use it on you pleasepleasepleaseplease?"
He was a bit wary after that.
( , Thu 9 Nov 2006, 10:59, Reply)
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