DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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Calfderno......I am not without empathy. Having worked in a hospital (albeit as a pen-pushing management bureaucrat bleeding the very lifeblood from the NHS etc etc) I can appreciate that a number of your patients are utter turds.
Thanks to the NHS, until the end of the month I am "between jobs". And to my utter shame I have been watching ITV2 sewer-rat Jeremy Kyle. So you'll have to pardon my outrage. Whilst I meant every word, it was somewhat underpinned by my own feelings of being sullied.
On the upside, if you are unemployed you get to watch Judge Judy later in the afternoon. Fucking get IN.
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weebear1974 discovering the joy of cat rape since, Thu 9 Nov 2006, 20:12,
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