Dentists
My current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
( , Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
My current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
( , Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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Humpty Vs Engineers
Beg to differ....
I was given to the horses first... and THEN the king's men...
I mean really... who on earth would give an egg to a HORSE for re-constructive surgery?? and then the king's men... a bunch of shoe-size IQ'd gorillas on horse-back... Those guys were useless anyway.
engineers... now.. we'd have put me back together.. erm... weird scentence... but with extra carbon fibre probably...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 11:50, Reply)
Beg to differ....
I was given to the horses first... and THEN the king's men...
I mean really... who on earth would give an egg to a HORSE for re-constructive surgery?? and then the king's men... a bunch of shoe-size IQ'd gorillas on horse-back... Those guys were useless anyway.
engineers... now.. we'd have put me back together.. erm... weird scentence... but with extra carbon fibre probably...
( , Fri 10 Nov 2006, 11:50, Reply)
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