Again in China
I was living at a school in wretched accommodation with no heating. This was fine in summer with 90% humidity, but when it dropped to -5 in the winter I had to sleep in a coat and hat. At one point, the water system in the building froze up and I was without water for three weeks.

I was forced to use bottled water heated on a gas stove to wash my genitals, but didn't wash the rest of my body for that three weeks. Nor did I take my clothes off, as it was too cold. My hair took on a strange cheesey whiff, kind of like a goat.

I finally ended up shagging an American girl as an excuse to use her shower.
(frankspencer, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:21, 6 replies)

Thanks for that..
I've just involuntarily played "The Penny Game" laughing at that.

Did the American Girl not mind your smelling like a landfill site then?
(Vic Flange, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:30, closed)

The Penny Game
What's that then?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:33, closed)

The Penny Game
Enjoyed by rugby players the world over, this game involves the imbibing of fermented vegetable products and then the releasing of a controlled amount of urine giving a penny sized stain on the front of your chinos.
No More, No Less.
(Vic Flange, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 10:42, closed)

The deal
was that I use the shower before delivering the shag. She seemed happy to comply.
(frankspencer, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:09, closed)

Chinos, eh?
You're one cool mutha....
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:17, closed)

Well any light coloured trouser will do..
. traccy bottoms for chavs, chinos for Rugby lads, etc etc.
(Vic Flange, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:50, closed)