Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Not another teenage wanking story. Sigh......I once wanked off to the instructions from a packet of Tampax, found in the cuboard of my bathroom.
For some reason I distinctly remember the FAQ. Can a tampon get lost inside me?
I have a shit imagination.:(
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:10, 2 replies)
They had pictures didnt they...aaah its all coming back to me...
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:19, closed)
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