Desperate Times
Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Public Conveniences
belong to good, honest, heterosexual people who want to urinate. Well done on taking that first step to resist the tyranny of the cottagers!
As you rightly pointed out, they have celine dion concerts for that sort of thing. Time to take back the toilets for decent, God-fearing people with full bladders.
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belong to good, honest, heterosexual people who want to urinate. Well done on taking that first step to resist the tyranny of the cottagers!
As you rightly pointed out, they have celine dion concerts for that sort of thing. Time to take back the toilets for decent, God-fearing people with full bladders.
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