Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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I heard a rumour that Prince was into bestiality and heroinand originally wrote the lyrics...
My name is Prince, and I'm a junkie,
I once had sex, with a monkey.
How true it is I can't say, but he was evidently pretty desperate.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:06,
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It's true,Websheriff told me.
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Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 16 Nov 2007, 14:10,
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You have to be really desperate...... to wear 'cuban heels' in a weak effort to boost your diminutive 4'3" to a lofty 4'5".
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