Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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i have always had to read.....whilst laying the otter, from a child until now, and I'm 28. my wife wonders why i take so long on the crapper and has ofen accused me of wanking. honestly! wanking WHILST taking a shit! i can multitask but thats taking it to another level.
At uni we had a pile of magazines next to the crapper (blokes being blokes). I tried to adopt this idea into the house I bought with my wife, but it didnt sit well.
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