Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Pot NoodleCame home from the pub when I was a student with a severe case of the munchies.
We had 2 things in the fridge. Some green cheese and half a tin of Whiska's.
We had one thing in the cupboard. A pot noodle.
I decided that a pot noodle and cheese wasn't going to work - but a pot noodle and Whiska's?
Tasted all right really, but it was a desperate time.
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:59,
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It wasn't the curry flavoured pot noodle was it? I remember you making a vid. of one of your offspring eating curry pot noodle....
You cruel, cruel man.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:04,
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fekfek, fek, fek, fek, fek
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