Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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WatermelonsAbout 6 years ago, I had a friend who was so desperate for sex he tried to chat up anything on legs. Unfortunatly, at the time, he was unsure about how to talk to girls and the fact he was fucking ugly, couldn't get a girlfriend.
He decided to get a watermelon, carve a small hole in the end big enough for his cock and warmed it up in a microwave.
Not only did he fuck up the microwave, he burnt his todger red raw in the process. His story actually makes me glad i'm a girl.
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squiddylyd Once you pop you can't stop!, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 23:44,
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Poor Lad..... If Only I'd documented my (now nearly 20 year old) melon-related R&D earlier, he may have avoided the embarrassment. ;o)
www.b3ta.com/questions/desperatetimes/post99732
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Sat 17 Nov 2007, 11:45,
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