Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Back in the glorious days of Uni......My gay mate used to cut out of Teh Sun newspaper the page 7 fella, which they ran for a few years back in the early 90's. For those that don't know what this is, it was "Hunky, half naked men in boxers" I remember Sean Bean being one of them (oh the mindbleach needs to be used for that methinks!)
He didn't have much luck pulling in those days as he wasn't the best looking chap on the campus. Thankfully, acne clears up and he is a stunner now!
To make things worse, he used to put them in one of those laminated photo albums. Only because, and I quote "For the wipe-clean surface and reuse-ability!"
He showed me said album pissed one night, proud as a dog with a bone!
Length? I did not want to find that out!
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 23:59, 2 replies)
you've just dredged up a horrible memoryThere was a games teacher at my school who looked like Sean Bean.
She was well scary and used to hover by the door of the showers after netball.
*shudders*
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:39, closed)
sean bean is hot!a female version wouldn't be though!
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:10, closed)
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