Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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A magazine rackCan I request the ability to click "I Like This!" to replies? kthx.
I have a little magazine rack which I picked up from hard rubbish a while ago, and needless to say it is full of publications of varying quality - PC Gamer, The Diplomat, David Jones' catalogues, Deconstructing Emancipatory International Relations (which is exactly as big a pile of wank as it sounds). The best bit is that it had a space for an ashtray to go, so I bought a plain glass one that fits in it nicely. Too bad I don't smoke, fagging away whilst reading The Brothers Karamazov and having a big shit would be the bomb. Er, so to speak.
PS Tampon instructions - they kind of have to be pointed the right way, there's a knack to it, otherwise they go sideways and it's not especially thrilling.
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