Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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internet datingThe whole world of internet dating seems a bit desperate to me.
Over the messaging system on some generic dating site, the same man has now asked me to prostitute myself 4 times. he says he "has lots of moneey"
It was funny the first time. Now it's just sad. My vag is fantastic, but is it worth your dignity? This man clearly seemed to think so.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 1:14, 3 replies)
rhymeI think 'vag' should rhyme with 'bag' not badge. Just sayin.
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I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 7:33,
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vagis short for vagina, which is pronounced "va-JYE-na", not "va-GUY-na". So it has to be pronounced "vadge". It's the law.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:19, closed)
neighbours oldskoolplus it then rhymes with 'Madge'
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 17:03, closed)
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