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Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.

Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.

What have you done in times of great desperation?

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:58, 5 replies)
duly noted
thank you very much sir. she is a cracker.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 13:26, closed)
You're welcome madam, I'm simply providing a service to the desperate commuter.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:36, closed)
Oops, I apologise profusely
Miss, the internet is very gender nonspecific if you do not pay attention and happen to be 12' of moron condensed down to the size of a normal person.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:33, closed)
Twelve foot of moron eh? You must be very dense.

(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:31, closed)
Indeed i am, you are indeed very correct
and i enjoy it, however it is a jolly bore when taken to the swimming pool. It takes all the little kids inflatables to keep me afloat.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 0:46, closed)

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