Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Metro Update: MondayPage 46, bikini clad ladybod Luciana Morad illustrating that "The Sanctuary" brand of products is up for sale.
WARNING: Alistair "Weirdy Brows" Darling is lurking in top right of page.
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e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 12:58,
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duly notedthank you very much sir. she is a cracker.
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*bows*You're welcome madam, I'm simply providing a service to the desperate commuter.
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e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:36,
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Oops, I apologise profuselyMiss, the internet is very gender nonspecific if you do not pay attention and happen to be 12' of moron condensed down to the size of a normal person.
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Sir/madam/madman/madmadamTwelve foot of moron eh? You must be very dense.
*curtsies*
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e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:31,
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Indeed i am, you are indeed very correctand i enjoy it, however it is a jolly bore when taken to the swimming pool. It takes all the little kids inflatables to keep me afloat.
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