
Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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I was once so desperate for a shag...
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I fucked your mother!
I'll get my coat
( , Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:41, 6 replies)

I'd have nailed your own Mum...
(she's better in bed than your sister)
( , Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:39, closed)

What with your obvious scatological fetish...
( , Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:32, closed)

.. you've not been around long enough to understand what the word "fetish" means ;o)
*hands coat to Swifty*
( , Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:52, closed)

To know I don't like condescending wankers ;o)
*hands coat back to Humpty*
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:15, closed)
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