Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Short and dirtyI was once so desperate for a shag...
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I fucked your mother!
I'll get my coat
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 14:41, 6 replies)
If I were you..I'd have nailed your own Mum...
(she's better in bed than your sister)
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:39,
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Surely my Dad would be more 'up your alley' HumptyWhat with your obvious scatological fetish...
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 16:32, closed)
.. obviously..... you've not been around long enough to understand what the word "fetish" means ;o)
*hands coat to Swifty*
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 18:52,
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You're getting your coat?You've already had her once!
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:34, closed)
I've been around long enoughTo know I don't like condescending wankers ;o)
*hands coat back to Humpty*
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 15:15, closed)
Shut updad
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 23:36, closed)
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