Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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I'm sure this is commonplace in some circles...but when staying at my sister's house once, I was about to go for my morning SSSS (shit, shave, shower and shampoo) when she informed me that, regretfully, there was no bog roll left.
And handed me the previous day's Sun.
Page 3 models look somewhat less glamorous when streaked like the starting grid at Monza.
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 19:31, 1 reply)
I've done that beforeI usually aim to go for my uni's paper. That way I can imagine that somebody somewhere is sat there smugly with their platonic girlfriend, a cheap bottle of wine and a takeaway waiting for the guardian to call.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 21:18,
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