Desperate Times
Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Another excellent one
Cous cous. Ah, cous cous. I practically lived on it during my final year at uni and saved a shitload of money. I put everything in that- chicken and pepper (excellent), venison and assorted veg (also lovely) and if times were hard, I dissolved some tomato and garlic puree with a pinch of salt and pepper into some boiling water, added cous cous... instant meal. It's a shame I can't even look at cous
( , Mon 19 Nov 2007, 23:47, Reply)
Cous cous. Ah, cous cous. I practically lived on it during my final year at uni and saved a shitload of money. I put everything in that- chicken and pepper (excellent), venison and assorted veg (also lovely) and if times were hard, I dissolved some tomato and garlic puree with a pinch of salt and pepper into some boiling water, added cous cous... instant meal. It's a shame I can't even look at cous
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