Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Desperation I don’t understand...There’s a pretty rundown Sainsbury’s in my town centre and it’s fantastic, mainly cos it keeps the riff raff out of Waitrose where I shop. Last week I saw a late middle aged guy buying Sushi that had been marked down, as it was on it’s use by date. I can not imagine the circumstance under which I would choose to buy stale sushi. I wanted to grab the guy by the shoulders and roughly shake him while shouting “WHAT HE FUCK ARE YOU DOING…BUY SOMETHING ELSE MAN…” but I just gave him a friendly nod instead.
His lack of food sense has been bothering me all week.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Tue 20 Nov 2007, 9:35,
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