Desperate Times
Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Dog end roll-up's & discusting girl.
I've seen everyone posting about re-used dog ends. Basically i was home alone, parents were on holiday. They had left me enough money for about 40 quid a day. Well, me being me i spent it all in the first 2 days. But i did make sure i had food in the freezer. And i had been making dog end rollys all day as there were alot of ashtrays in my house. About 11 o'clock at night.. i had run out of dog ends and i was going mental. So i decided to go on msn and see if i could blag anyone to give me a couple of fags. Being a friday night there was hardly anyone on msn. Only one person i knew on there smoked. She was disgusting. And i don't use that world lightly. She was so disgusting it made me sick being near her. Anyway, i started "chatting her up" to butter her up so she would give me a fag. She told me she was grounded, but her bedroom was above a one story extention and if i go there and climb in, she would give me a fag.
So without thinking ive rushed out of the door and sprinted to her house just up the top of the road and around the corner. I climbed in her window and she was laying on the bed. I didnt know what was going through my head when i layed next to her and asked her for a fag. Obviously she got the wrong idea and started kissing me, i weighed up my options and thought, hey who cares. So kissing turns into more and i end up sleeping with her. After which she fell asleep. I picked up 20 mayfair off her side and jumped out of the window.
After getting home and thinking about it, at the time that was the best sex i'd ever had.
First time i've ever told anyone about it xD
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:43, 1 reply)
I've seen everyone posting about re-used dog ends. Basically i was home alone, parents were on holiday. They had left me enough money for about 40 quid a day. Well, me being me i spent it all in the first 2 days. But i did make sure i had food in the freezer. And i had been making dog end rollys all day as there were alot of ashtrays in my house. About 11 o'clock at night.. i had run out of dog ends and i was going mental. So i decided to go on msn and see if i could blag anyone to give me a couple of fags. Being a friday night there was hardly anyone on msn. Only one person i knew on there smoked. She was disgusting. And i don't use that world lightly. She was so disgusting it made me sick being near her. Anyway, i started "chatting her up" to butter her up so she would give me a fag. She told me she was grounded, but her bedroom was above a one story extention and if i go there and climb in, she would give me a fag.
So without thinking ive rushed out of the door and sprinted to her house just up the top of the road and around the corner. I climbed in her window and she was laying on the bed. I didnt know what was going through my head when i layed next to her and asked her for a fag. Obviously she got the wrong idea and started kissing me, i weighed up my options and thought, hey who cares. So kissing turns into more and i end up sleeping with her. After which she fell asleep. I picked up 20 mayfair off her side and jumped out of the window.
After getting home and thinking about it, at the time that was the best sex i'd ever had.
First time i've ever told anyone about it xD
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 11:43, 1 reply)
Well you live and learn..
first of many dirty shags I'll warrant!
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:27, closed)
first of many dirty shags I'll warrant!
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:27, closed)
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