
Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
« Go Back

Flu, inability to taste anything, not been out for ages, yet really wanting cornflakes and milk..
Has anyone else sifted the lumps out of the milk using a tea-strainer?
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:30, 2 replies)

(but with a sieve) and have kept UHT milk (bogging but better than sour) in the cupboard ever since
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 14:09, closed)

I just threw out my milk. It had the consistency of pudding. I almost poured it on my cereal this morning.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 18:49, closed)
« Go Back