Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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I jerked offover a picture of a "MILF" on a dodgy forum because she looked like my mother in law.
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Peej, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:43,
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Now you are ready to"do the double"
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At least it was.....your Mother-in-law =)
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My wifes....pregnant so i'm not getting any and suddenly her mums ass is looking fine when she walks out the room.
The double would be nice.
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Peej, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 16:53,
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