Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Looooong teenage Summer at home,Parents on holiday, mates staying over.
All the housekeeping gone on cigs and weed, all food eaten, all drink drunk. No credit anywhere. We were starving to death.
We were on the point of pawning the video when, like manna from heaven a list of products the milkman could deliver (in addition to milk, obviously) drops through the letterbox.
We ate like kings from then on (sort of).
Sorry Mum and Dad!
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 12:55, Reply)
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