Desperate Times
Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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you guys are sick!
i suppose you like raisins too???
ah, the bling - very beautiful gucci watch from my daddy, lovely tiffany bracelet from one friend, with earrings and necklace to come from others, swarovski cherry earrings (think they were being ironic!!) from a mate, vintage jewellery box to put them all in... totally spoilt.
although. i did also get an awful lot of champagne, which means some people think i'm a pisshead, and tonnes of beauty/scented stuff, so maybe they think i stink and ming. hmmmm.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:04, Reply)
i suppose you like raisins too???
ah, the bling - very beautiful gucci watch from my daddy, lovely tiffany bracelet from one friend, with earrings and necklace to come from others, swarovski cherry earrings (think they were being ironic!!) from a mate, vintage jewellery box to put them all in... totally spoilt.
although. i did also get an awful lot of champagne, which means some people think i'm a pisshead, and tonnes of beauty/scented stuff, so maybe they think i stink and ming. hmmmm.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:04, Reply)
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