Desperate Times
Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Work
I have nothing to do at work.
Zip Nada zero
FUCK ALL
I sat and watched the clock for a few hours, watched movies etc on my PC and even obtained a laptop so I can fuck around with Ejay...
of course the online games are all blocked by the IT gestapo so I can't do that.
So in true and utter desperation. scraping the bottom of a very very deep barrell,
I registered with B3ta and read the QOTW...
( , Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:22, 3 replies)
I have nothing to do at work.
Zip Nada zero
FUCK ALL
I sat and watched the clock for a few hours, watched movies etc on my PC and even obtained a laptop so I can fuck around with Ejay...
of course the online games are all blocked by the IT gestapo so I can't do that.
So in true and utter desperation. scraping the bottom of a very very deep barrell,
I registered with B3ta and read the QOTW...
( , Wed 21 Nov 2007, 9:22, 3 replies)
In work.....
...I made www.doitwoman.me.uk and about 6000 posts on the main board within the space of 9 months.
I rock.
One of my friends works in an office and is "on call". They have no direct firewall as such, just a no porn policy. They say nothing to him with his own laptop playing 6 hours of World Of Warcraft while waiting for a job to come in.
( , Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:32, closed)
...I made www.doitwoman.me.uk and about 6000 posts on the main board within the space of 9 months.
I rock.
One of my friends works in an office and is "on call". They have no direct firewall as such, just a no porn policy. They say nothing to him with his own laptop playing 6 hours of World Of Warcraft while waiting for a job to come in.
( , Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:32, closed)
Funny - that's how I got started over a year ago now...
You never look back
( , Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:33, closed)
You never look back
( , Wed 21 Nov 2007, 10:33, closed)
oh no
I really do feel for you desperate people who get paid to do fuck all.
( , Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:01, closed)
I really do feel for you desperate people who get paid to do fuck all.
( , Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:01, closed)
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