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Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.

Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.

What have you done in times of great desperation?

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Packing chips
The ones that look like polystyrene chips? Well, you can eat them, but I wouldn't... you see, we use them where I work, and we have problems with mice climbing in to the holding bags and making a nest as well as eating. Little mousey doesn't ned to move to shit as he's in with his food. So it's already full of mouse and mouse shit.

Solution? Poison (enough to kill the mouse, will give you a stomach cramp). On average the packers pick out three dead mice a day.

In conclusion, if you eat that stuff you may well have eaten corn starch, mouse shit, mouse poison and dead mouse.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 11:46, Reply)

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