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Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.

Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.

What have you done in times of great desperation?

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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7:45am this morning
Thats when i was desparate for the loo..

Unfortunately the wife got there before me - Today I have a faint whiff of wee wee about me
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:09, 1 reply)
Why didn't you piss in the sink?
My dad had to resort to this when I was doing a really big poo and wasn't going to be finishing any time soon.
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 18:05, closed)

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