Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Point of order BGBI didn't say I didn't find her attractive. Just that she's grossly overweight, which she is.
Actually, I'm a reformed fatty. I spent far too long being overweight and eventually got fed up with it, so I lost nearly 3 stones the year I turned 30.
Nowadays I just swim a bit and eat less than I used to, hence my current slim-fitness. Or is that slim-fitness?
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 15:35,
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