Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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In Florida as a kid,I was obsessed with the 'All you could eat' Buffets they have over there (Denny's, Ponderosa etc) and dutifully gorged myself on all manner of unhealthy coloured sweets and cakes.
Was so constipated after a few days thet the 'rents had to get me a wheelchair to go around Disney Land.
Length? - The Queues were tiny - Straight to the front...
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:06, Reply)
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