Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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petroltonight... thanks to the stupid, pathetic excuse for a fuel computer in my car... i managed to burn the last of my fuel 20 miles from home and the nearest garage and was in the middle of no where...
So out with the mobile phone... "battery empty..shutting down.... "... bastard
ok... oh look theres a phone box... out with the wallet... which was back at work on my desk... arse
so in this desperate time i had to be strong, had to think of a way to get through this, had to use my intelligence and inititive, i got into this mess so i got to get myself out of it...
i walked half a mile to a pub i know.. borrowed the phone and called my daddy...
(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 21:00, Reply)
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