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Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.

Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.

What have you done in times of great desperation?

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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All alcohol is flammable
but it constitutes only about 5% of a can of lager. The rest is mostly water, which is definitely not flammable.

And doobs? That's what we used to call condoms when I was at school, before anyone had heard the word 'condom'. Wouldn't make a very good smoke, I'd imagine! :-)
(, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 8:29, Reply)

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