Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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ChickenladyExcellent suggestions fair maiden!
Nigella would be up there...but there is a reason why she's only filmed from the waist up. Besides, she's probably only be interested in 'lil Pooflake' if I drizzled olive oil and double cream over it (hmmmm!)
Also, (pre-Michael Douglas) CZJ was strikingly beautiful - and she definitely did not need to have surgery on her eyes.
Then again, even she has the 'probably-dull-and-you-KNOW-there-is-an-ulterior-motive-if-she's-going-out-with-you' look about her. You'd always be looking over your shoulder.
Any more suggestions would be welcomed
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