Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Back in the days when I had no internet,I was desperate for some kind of porn, any kind almost. What's the easiest way to see tits these days without actually buying porn? Buying "The Sun" newspaper instead.
I would be so fucked off if I finally got home to view said paper and there was no page 3! Bastards! *rummages through paper for some other traces of skin*
I stashed a few good pics away for emergency purposes, but newspapers always look shit don't they?
Oh to have had the guts to actually buy real porn...
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:56,
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