Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Never mind the Kays catalogue......what about Ambrose Wilson? Desperate or what?
The Avon catalogue isn't too bad though.
And the latest Next Catalogue has Danni Minogue in her undercrackers! Holy shit!
/heads furtively back to magazine rack
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:36, 3 replies)
Seen it. Done it.Inquisitive toddler + Parental pron guilt + Shopaholic wife = Cracking one out over Danni's lingerie collection.
*reddens*
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As a matter of courtesy......it would be rude not to.
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Danni Minogue in her undercrackers!Unfortunately I don't have a Next catalogue to hand (ahem) but I have just had a look at Danni on the Next website:-fan fucking tastic
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Stu71 ....bad money dies, I love the scene, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 12:12,
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